Hello from sunny crisp Bordeaux!
A few months back, I met up with the girls for dinner and drinks. After a couple glasses of wine, my tongue unleashed and I spewed all my frustrations about French life. (How French of me!) It was probably not my best moment, however I am happy to report that it is not just me, plenty of French people feel exactly the same way I do, they just have more panache!
I believe that some stereotypes are based on truths, albeit exagerrated truths, still truths. Is it naïve or bold of me to say so?
I pose the question for pondering sake, yet in the end, I really don't care, the truth is the truth, the good, the bad and the ugly. And, as any intelligent person knows, there are several sides to the truth! So let's discuss it.
Let us have an open dialogue so that we may see and know that we are more alike than different! I feel the ONLY THING that truly seperates us is geography!
Below, I have compiled a short list of typical stereotypes and rumors about French people, life and culture.
So without further ado, let us discuss these fallacies!
1. The French are lazy.
Personally, I hate this stereotype, which is why I started with it!
First off, EVERYBODY is lazy at some point in their lives!
Recently, an American tire CEO showed his true colors and insulted my adopted country.
I was beyond insulted and embarrassed by this. You can read the story here.
In the TIME article, it reads, the CEO of the Titan International tire company “French workforce gets paid high wages but works only three hours.” In doing so, Taylor mockingly dismissed French government invitations to invest in a struggling tire factory in northern France.“How stupid do you think we are?” Taylor asked in a letter sent to French Industrial Renewal Minister Arnaud Montebourg, who had asked the CEO of the Titan International tire company to invest in a money-losing Goodyear plant in Amiens.
Classy, right! The American in me understands that the bottom line is money, yet at what expense? French people are hard working and productive, and they should not be treated as subpar humans for having different values. It made me sick to read that article and sicker to read people's comments on the story. Corporations are legal slave traders. The idiot who made the comments above, bragged about going to China or India and paying workers less than a euro an hour. Seriously? May he be treated as harshly as he has (and continues) to treat others.
2. The French are all sex-crazed smokers who stink!
Oh please! Don't be so stupid and blind! It is not true and if it is, WHO THE F CARES!
It does not affect you, and if it does, walk on! Sorry you were inconvenienced for five seconds! And so what...the French MAY be sex-crazed, they MAY be smokers, they MAY stink...
IF THEY ARE/DO, at least they are not embarrassed about it or hide it.
It is what it is! N'importe quoi!
On a very personal note: the day I met my future husband. He was the epitome of a French stereotype, nonetheless, we fell in love! Is he a sex-crazed smoker who stinks?!!
At times, but not all at the same time!! Ohhhh la la! wink-wink!
3. French people are rude.
Weeeelllllll...It is not true, yet I have been agast at some very rude comments uttered to me, mostly by administrators. (The French complain about this too!)
Rudeness has no boundaries! If ANY person from ANY culture is rude to you, please remember that it is THEIR problem not yours. However, you must not make yourself a target for rudeness! If you decide to visit France (please do! you will LOVE it) educate yourself on all of her beauty and grandeur! Attempt to speak a little of her language, France and her people will embrace you like a long lost lover and friend, I promise! IF you are in France and IF you feel insulted, just smile and say, "bonne éducation" and walk on!
4. French women do not shave.
I don't know when, where or how this rumor started. IF you must know, and this is true of most women, perhaps the exception being professional bodybuilders who compete year round,
WE SOMETIMES DON'T SHAVE! Personally, I do not shave during the winter months! Hello?! It is just common sense, I need all the insulation I can get! TMI?!! Walk on.
5. The French hate Americans.
Really? This is completely untrue! Open any American history book and read about France coming to the aid of America during the Revolutionary War. Go on, I'll wait!
The reason The United States of America IS The United States of America is because of France! So... next time you see a Frenchie, say MERCI!
And, most importantly, when the 4th of July rolls around, raise your glass and toast to the French! Tchin-Tchin!
6. The War, Always the War....
Rudyard Kipling, famously said about the French: "Their business is war, and they do their business." And a quick glance at France's history shows business is booming:
Since 387 BC, France has fought 168 major wars against such badasses as the Roman Empire, the British Army and the Turkish forces. Their track record isn't too shabby, either: They've won 109, lost 49 and drawn (or as close as you can "draw" a war) 10 times. Professional boxers have been crowned world champions on shittier records than that.
And while it is true that France surrendered to Germany relatively early in WWII, that was only because they hadn't picked themselves up after WWI yet. And WWI (despite being an entire "I" lower) wasn't exactly an anemic playground chickenfight--the French suffered about 5.7 million casualties (the war killed or wounded an incredible 37 million people worldwide).
So yes, the next time around they let the Germans take over officially, but they never actually stopped fighting: the French resistance was one of the most enduring symbols of Nazi opposition in Europe. The resistance was the originator of the archetypal trench coat wearing merchants of bloody death you see in countless action movies and video games today. They blew up bridges, staged daring night raids, slit German throats while generally looking fantastic while doing it.
And not a damn thing's changed since then: France is the most underestimated military force in the world, with the third highest military spending on the planet and an estimated 300 nuclear warheads at their disposal. So knock off the "coward" talk!
Thank you so much for reading!
I hope I opened your mind about the French. I feel if we have a conversation (over wine preferrably) about these delicate subjects, negative stigmas are automatically destroyed.
Food for thought: We are more alike than we are different, and if we continue to make seperations (a THEM vs. US mentality) then we are not the evolved species we claim to be.
Bisous de Bordeaux!
Kisses from Bordeaux
Bonjour et Bienvenue!
Thank you for stopping by for a spell!
I am a 40-something year old American woman. Born in Texas, raised in Las Vegas!
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My intent is to simply inspire you to create something unique and beautiful in your everyday life. The French have this wonderful and annoying habit of seeing the world through rose colored glasses, might as well learn something from them!
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